Bruno Mars Carpool Karaoke


THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME
GET TO WORK TODAY. THIS TRAFFIC HAS BEEN TERRIFIC. WHAT HAVE WE GOT? ♪ TONIGHT
I JUST WANT TO TAKE YOU HIGHER ♪ THROW YOUR HANDS UP IN THE SKY
>>SING IT JAMES!>>James: SING IT
LET’S SET THIS PARTY OFF RIGHT ♪ PLAYERS, PUT YO’ PINKY RINGS
UP TO THE MOON ♪ GIRLS, WHAT Y’ALL
TRYING TO DO? ♪ TWENTY FOUR KARAT MAGIC
IN THE AIR ♪ HEAD TO TOE
SOUL PLAYER ♪ LOOK OUT UH
SECOND VERSE FOR THE HUSTLAS ♪ GANGSTAS, BAD BITCHES
AND YA UGLY ASS FRIENDS ♪ CAN I PREACH
CAN I PREACH ♪ I GOTTA SHOW ‘EM
HOW A PIMP GET IT IN ♪ FIRST, TAKE YOUR SIP
DO YOUR DIP ♪ SPEND YOUR MONEY LIKE MONEY
WE TOO FRESH ♪ GOT TO BLAME IT ON JESUS
HASHTAG BLESSED ♪ THEY AIN’T READY FOR ME
♪ I’M A DANGEROUS MAN WITH SOME MONEY IN MY POCKET
♪ SO MANY PRETTY GIRLS AROUND ME AND THEY WAKING UP THE ROCKET
♪ WHY YOU MAD FIX YA FACE
♪ AIN’T MY FAULT THAT Y’ALL BE JOCKING
♪ PLAYERS, PUT YO’ PINKY RINGS UP TO THE MOON
♪ GIRLS, WHAT Y’ALL TRYING TO DO?>>James: YOU SEEM LIKE
YOU’RE IN A GREAT MOOD.>>WHAT’S NOT TO LOVE?>>James: I WAS GOING TO SAY
IF I WAS WEARING THAT LEVEL OF SILK, I WOULD BE HAPPY AS WELL. IF I COULD JUST THAT WAY EVERY
DAY I WOULD BE OVER THE MOON. NO CHANCE, IF I WORE THAT I’D
LIKE LIKE I WAS HAVING A BREAKDOWN. I MEAN IT’S SO — IT’S A
BREATHABLE FABRIC.>>YOU DON’T WANT THAT ON YOUR
SKIN?>>James: OF COURSE I WANT IT
ON MY SKIN, 2, 4, 7, 3, 45. THERE ISN’T A HAT THAT COMES
WITH IT. I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT.>>James: IS THAT RIGHT? I HAVE SOME HATS HERE, IF I WEAR
THIS HAT I LOOK LIKE AN UNDERTAKER.>>OR MY DRIVER.>>James: LET’S GO LET’S SEE
THIS. IT’S ALMOST FLASH ALMOST FLASH. HANG ON, WHAT ABOUT THIS GUY?>>JAMES.>>James: I CAN’T WEAR THIS
ONE. THIS IS I FEEL LIKE A HAT YOU
WOULD WEAR. SEE WHAT I MEAN? LOOK AT ME! I MEAN YOU’RE ABSOLUTELY
SERIOUS. IT’S INSANE. WAIT, HERE’S THE ONE. I FEEL LIKE I’M JUST A GUY IS
CONSTANTLY WAITING FOR HIS ♪ NEVER HAD MUCH FAITH IN LOVE
OR MIRACLES, MIRACLES, UH! ♪ NEVER WANNA PUT MY HEART
ON THE LINE, UH! ♪ STAY OFF YOUR CASE BECAUSE I
CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THE LIGHT ♪ ♪ BUT I WANT TO STAY AYAY, YOU
TAKE ‘CAUSE YOUR SEX
♪ TAKES ME TO PARADISE YEAH YOUR SEX
♪ TAKES ME TO PARADISE AND IT SHOWS
♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ‘CAUSE YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE,
♪ I’VE BEEN LOCKED OUT OF HEAVEN FOR TOO LONG, FOR TOO LONG
♪ YEAH YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE, I’VE BEEN LOCKED OUT OF HEAVEN
♪ FOR TOO LONG, FOR TOO LONG (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
KNOW — I WANT TO PERFORM AND THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO DO?>>FOUR YEARS OLD.>>James: FOUR YEARS OLD. DOING WHAT?>>I WAS IMPERSONATING ELVIS
PRESLEY.>>James: SHUT THE FRONT
DOOR.>>IN WAIKIKI.>>James: WHAT DID YOU DO?>>GOING TO A PARTY AT THE
COUNTY JAIL ♪ ♪ BEGAN TO SING ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD HAVE HEARD THAT JAILBIRD SING ♪
♪ EVERYBODY LET’S ROCK, EVERYBODY LET’S ROCK PHOTO♪
>>James: DON’T HAVE THE LIPS. WELL NO, WHAT’S QUITE GOOD EVEN
IN THIS CAR RIGHT NOW YOU’RE YOUNG ELVIS AND I’M SORT OF FAT
ELVIS. WILL WE EVER GET A FAT BRUNO,
THAT’S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW, IS THERE A TIME WHEN YOU ARE JUDGES
GOING TO GO TO TOWN TON BURGERS AND THE FRIES?>>IF THAT HAPPENED, THEN I
DIDN’T MAKE IT ♪ I’D CATCH A GRENADE FOR YA
THROW MY HEAD ON A BLADE FOR YA ♪ I’D JUMP IN FRONT OF A TRAIN
FOR YA ♪ YOU KNOW I’D DO ANYTHING
FOR YA ♪ OH OH, I WOULD GO THROUGH
ALL THIS PAIN ♪ TAKE A BULLET
STRAIGHT THROUGH MY BRAIN ♪ YES, I WOULD DIE FOR YA BABY
BUT YOU WON’T DO THE SAME>>James: ..IF THE PIN WAS IN
THE GRENADE, I’D CATCH IT. BUT IF YOU TOOK IT OUT I’D RUN. .♪
VERSACE ON THE FLOOR ♪ OH TAKE IT OFF FOR ME
FOR ME, FOR ME NOW, GIRL ♪ VERSACE ON THE FLOOR
OH TAKE IT OFF FOR ME, FOR ME, ♪ FOR ME, FOR ME NOW, GIRL
I UNZIP THE BACK ♪ TO WATCH IT FALL
>>James: NOW THIS LINE, I UNZIP THE BACK AND WATCH IT FALL
IS A VERY ROMANTIC WAY BUT WHEN I GET HOME WITH MY WIFE AND SHE
SAYS CAN YOU UNDO THIS, IT TAKES ME ABOUT A GOOD FOUR TO SIX
MINUTES IN WHICH ALL THE ROMANCE IS GONE. BECAUSE THERE’S THE LITTLE BIT
AT THE TOP, THAT YOU CAN’T — IT’S A PUZZLE BUT THEN YOU’VE
GOT THE SPANKS IN THE SONG. YOU’RE NOT YOUR SPANKLESS.>>THAT’S FOR REMAKE. ♪ LET’S JUST KISS TILL WE MAKE
‘TIL WE’RE NAKED ♪ OOH, VERSACE ON THE FLOOR
♪ TAKE IT OFF FOR ME, FOR ME, FOR ME, FOR ME NOW, GIRL
♪ VERSACE ON THE FLOOR>>LET THE SHOULDER DO THE
TALKING.>>James: ..A GIRM LIKE THIS
WAS NOT AROUSED.>>LET HER KNOW.>>James: I’M CONFUSED. IT’S DIFFERENT WHEN I DO IT. I’M SPRINKLING.>>BACK OF THE SHOULDER, GO.>>James: OKAY. OKAY. I’M IN THE SHOULDER ZONE.>>YOU LICKING THE LIPS. IT AIN’T BE UNTIL YOU’RE LICKING
THE LIPS. SLOW DOWN. ♪ CAN YOU FEEL IT, IT’S WARMING
UP ♪ ♪ CAN YOU FEEL IT, IT’S WARMING
UP ♪ ♪ CAN YOU FEEL IT, BABY? IT’S WARMIN’ UP
♪ OH, SEEMS LIKE YOU’RE READY FOR MORE, MORE, MORE
♪ LET’S JUST KISS ‘TIL WE’RE NAKED
♪ OOH, VERSACE ON THE FLOOR>>James: YOU AND I ARE VERY
DIFFERENT IN THE BEDROOM. IF I BRING THOSE SORT OF
SHOULDER MOVES I’D BE LIVING ON MY OWN IN E-WITH A ROOM MATE
OVER A GAS STATION. AND SNOB I LIVE WITH IS WEAR
VERSACE.>>WHAT ARE THEY WEARING?>>James: TARGET. ♪ THE ONLY ONE YOU WANT TO LOVE
AND SOMEONE ELSE’S ARMS ♪ ♪ AND ALL THE THINGS THAT I HAVE DONE
♪ IF I KNEW ONE DAY YOU WOULD COME
♪ NOW, BABY, NOW, BABY, NOW, BABY OH, BABY, PLEASE, LET’S
♪ LEAVE THE PAST BEHIND US SO THAT WE CAN GO WHERE LOVE
♪ WILL FIND US YEAH, WILL FIND US
♪ I KNOW ONCE GIRLS WOULD LEAVE ME
♪ BUT I KNOW THAT YOU BELIEVE ME
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>>James: SO WHAT’S YOUR
RIDER? WHAT DO YOU ASK FOR IN YOUR
DRESSING ROOM?>>WHAT DO I WANT IN MY DRESSING
ROOM? SOME BOOZE SOME WATER,
WET-WIPES.>>James: THAT’S IT, WARM
WET-WIPES? BECAUSE IF I’M GOING HOME WITH
JUST A BOTTLE OF WINE AND SOME WET WIPES, IT’S A TRAGIC EVENING
FOR ME.>>THAT’S THE NEXT ALBUM.>>James: WINE AND WET WIPES? POP THE COURT AND WIPE DOWN.>>POP THE CORK AND WIPE DOWN
POP THE CORK AND WIPE DOWN. WAIT A MINUTE! WIPE MY FACE PUT SOME LIQUOR
WITH IT.>>James: HUGE DONE,
♪ THIS HIT, THAT ICE COLD MICHELLE PFEIFFER
♪ THAT WHITE GOLD THIS ONE FOR THEM HOOD GIRLS
♪ THEM GOOD GIRLS STRAIGHT MASTERPIECES
♪ STYLIN’, WHILEN, LIVIN’ IT UP IN THE CITY
♪ GOT CHUCKS ON WITH SAINT LAURENT
♪ GOT KISS MYSELF I’M SO PRETTY
♪ I’M TOO HOT HOT DAMN
♪ CALLED A POLICE AND A FIREMAN I’M TOO HOT
♪ HOT DAMN MAKE A DRAGON WANNA RETIRE MAN
♪ I’M TOO HOT HOT DAMN
♪ SAY MY NAME YOU KNOW WHO I AM
♪ I’M TOO HOT HOT DAMN
♪ AM I BAD ‘BOUT THAT MONEY BREAK IT DOWN
♪ GIRLS HIT YOUR HALLELUJAH WHOO GIRLS HIT YOUR HALLELUJAH WHOO
♪ GIRLS HIT YOUR HALLELUJAH WHOO ‘CAUSE UPTOWN FUNK
♪ GON’ GIVE IT TO YOU ‘CAUSE UPTOWN FUNK
♪ GON’ GIVE IT TO YOU ‘CAUSE UPTOWN FUNK
♪ GON’ GIVE IT TO YOU SATURDAY NIGHT
♪ AND WE IN THE SPOT DON’T BELIEVE ME
♪ JUST WATCH DON’T BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH
♪ UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP
♪ UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP
♪ UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP
♪ UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP
♪ UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP
♪ UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
>>James: ONE MORE TIME?>>UP TOWN FUNK YOU UP UPTOWN
FUNK YOU UP (LAUGHTER)
>>James: WHEN YOU MOVE TO L.A. IS IT TRUE YOU MADE YOUR
RENT BY PLAYING CASHED. GIVE ME THE FACE THAT SAYS I’VE
GOT IT, EVEN THOUGH I KNOW THERE’S NOTHING IN HERE, READY? YOU GOT TO BE QUICK.>>OSCAR WORTHY.>>James: YOU PICK UP THE
CARDS AND THEY ARE TERRIBLE.>>IF YOU WANT ME TO THINK —
>>James: YOU’RE HOLDING SEE, THAT SAYS HOW GOOD YOU ARE AT
CARDS. I LIFTED THEM UP. YOU WERE THAT MUCH OF A PRO THAT
YOU ♪ IT’S MY BIRTHDAY
NO, IT’S NOT ♪ BUT I STILL LOOK GOOD THOUGH
HIGH COMB HOT ♪ I BET YOU WANT AN AUTOGRAPH
FOR YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ♪ GOTTA DO IT IN THE PENTHOUSE
THAT’S WHERE I KEEP MY PEN ♪ WHAT YOU CAN’T DANCE? AIN’T GOT RHYTHM? WHAT YOU GOT A MAN? ♪ I DON’T SEE YOU WITH HIM
PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN ♪ LET’S GET IT
FORGET YOUR INSTAGRAM ♪ AND YOUR TWITTER
GOT ME LIKE WOAH, WAIT A MINUTE ♪ YOU NEED TO TAKE A MINUTE
LOOSEN THEM SHOULDERS UP ♪ POUR IT UP, LET’S WORK
THROW SOME PERM ON YOUR ATTITUDE ♪ GIRL YOU GOTTA RELAX, OOH
LET ME SHOW YOU ♪ WHAT YOU GOT TO DO
YOU GOTTA LAY IT BACK ♪ MATTER OF FACT? BAND, SHOW HER HOW
♪ TO LAY IT BACK! SHOW HER HOW TO LAY IT BACK
♪ SHOW HER HOW TO LAY IT BACK SHOW HER HOW TO LAY IT BACK
♪ ALL RIGHT!>>James: I’VE NEVER FELT
MORE ALIVE!>>I TOLD YOU, I TOLD YOU! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

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