Donald Trump Has Nothing To Apologize For


I ALSO WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU,
BECAUSE I SAID A FEW THINGS ABOUT YOU OVER THE YEARS THAT
ARE, YOU KNOW, IN POLITE COMPANY PERHAPS ARE UNFORGIVABLE.>>ALMOST.>>Stephen: ALMOST
UNFORGIVABLE.>>AND SOME NICE THINGS.>>Stephen: I DON’T REMEMBER,
I DON’T REMEMBER SAYING ANYTHING NICE. I DON’T REMEMBER SAYING ANYTHING
NICE. ANYWAY, I HOPE YOU’LL ACCEPT MY
APOLOGY.>>ACCEPTED.>>Stephen: I JUST WANT TO
GIVE YOU THE OPPORTUNITY, IS THERE ANYBODY YOU WOULD LIKE TO
APOLOGIZE TO YOURSELF?>>AH, NO.>>Stephen: NO?>>MAYBE THE AUDIENCE. HOW ABOUT THE AUDIENCE? NO, NO APOLOGIES.>>Stephen: LET’S TALK ABOUT
IMMIGRATION. I KNOW YOU BELIEVE ALL ILLEGAL
ILL GRANTS SHOULD BE DEPORTED.>>TRUE. WE HAVE TO BRING PEOPLE– LOOK,
WE HAVE A COUNTRY. WE HAVE BORDERS. WE HAVE NO BORDERS RIGHT NOW. WE DON’T HAVE A COUNTRY. NUMBER ONE, WE’RE GOING TO BUILD
A WALL.( APPLAUSE )
— OH, LISTEN TO THIS.
EVEN WITH YOUR CROWD.>>Stephen: THEY LOVE– THEY
LOVE THE WALL. PEOPLE LOVE THE WALL.>>WE HAVE TO HAVE A WALL. WE HAVE TO HAVE A BORDER. AND IN THAT WALL, WE’RE GOING TO
HAVE A BEAUTIFUL, BIG, FAT DOOR WHERE PEOPLE CAN– THEY COME
INTO THE COUNTRY– ( LAUGHTER )
AND THEY COME IN– LISTEN TO THIS. A BEAUTIFUL DOOR WHERE PEOPLE
CAN COME INTO THE COUNTRY BUT THEY HAVE TO COME IN LEGALLY.>>Stephen: OKAY, I UNDERSTAND
THAT.>>THAT’S WHAT A COUNTRY IS ALL
ABOUT.>>Stephen: YOU AID MEXICO
WILL PAY FOR THIS.>>THAT’S CORRECT GLI KNOW “ART
OF THE DEAL” AND ALL THAT. HOW DO YOU GET THE MEXICANS TO
DO THIS. LET’S TO ROLE PLAYING. I’M YOU, YOU’RE THE PRESIDENT OF
MEXICO. YOU CALL ME UP. “DONALD!>>ARE YOU READY? WE ARE GOING TO BUILD A WALL. ARE YOU GOING TO PAY FOR THE
WALL. WE HAVE BEEN ABUSED FOR A LONG
TIME AT THE BORDER. WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE.>>Stephen: NO, NO.>>JUST SO YOU UNDERSTAND. JUST SO YOU UNDERSTAND. THE WALL ITSELF, WE OWE– DO YOU
KNOW THAT WE HAVE A TRADE DEFICIT WITH MEXICO, AND I’LL
CALL YOU NOW STEPHEN AS OPPOSED TO WHERE WE’RE GOING. OF ALMOST– LISTEN TO THIS,
STEPHEN. ( LAUGHTER ).>>Stephen: WHO IS THIS
STEPHEN?>>YOU’RE RIGHT. ALMOST $45 BILLION, A TRADE
DEFICIT. THE WALL YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT $5
BILLION TO $7 BILLION. THAT’S SOMETHING THAT ACTUALLY
IS VERY EASY TO BUILD. IT WILL BE NOT A PENETRABLE
WALL. THIS WILL BE A SERIOUS WALL.>>Stephen: I CAN SUGGEST
SOMETHING? YES.>>Stephen: CAN I SUGGEST
SOMETHING?>>GO AHEAD.>>Stephen: HOW ABOUT TWO
WALLS, OKAY–>>CONNECTED.>>Stephen: NO, NO, NOT
CONNECTED. TWO WALLS, ONE HERE, ONE THERE,
IN BETWEEN A MOAT. ( LAUGHTER )
>>AND A NICE RESORT.>>Stephen: FILLED WITH FIRE.>>OH, YEAH.>>Stephen: AND FIREPROOF
CROCODILES. IS THAT ENOUGH? WHAT DO WE DO? HOW DO WE BUILD A WALL THAT WILL
ACTUALLY KEEP PEOPLE OUT.>>THE INTERESTING THING, 2,000
YEARS AGO YOU HAD THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA, 13,000 MILES LONG.>>Stephen: JESUS HELPED BUILD
THAT.>>YOU’RE RIGHT, YOU’RE RIGHT. HERE YOU’RE REALLY TALKING ABOUT
1,000 MILES. YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT 1,000
MILES. THERE ARE 2,000 BUT YOU NEED IT
IN 1,000 MILES. WE CAN HAVE A GREAT AND
BEAUTIFUL WALL. IT WILL BE UP. IT WILL STOP. WE’LL HAVE OUR BORDER, AND GUESS
WHAT? NOBODY COMES IN UNLESS THEY HAVE
THEIR PAPERS, AND THEY COME IN LEGALLY. AND WE STOP CRIME AND WE STOP
PROBLEMS AND WE STOP DRUG TRADE, WHICH IS MASSIVE. YOU KNOW, WE HAVE SO MUCH DRUG
TRADE, THE CARTELS, ARE POURING THROUGH, JUST LIKE THERE’S
NOTHING, POURING THROUGH CHICAGO, NEW YORK, LOS ANGELES,
THE MONEY GOES OUT, THE DRUGS COME IN. WE’RE GOING TO STOP IT.>>Stephen: OKAY, WELL THAT
WOULD BE GOOD, THAT WOULD BE GOOD.>>I THINK SO.>>Stephen: ALL RIGHT, I’M
GOING TO THROW YOU A BIG, FAT, MEAT BALL FOR YOU TO HIT OUT OF
THE PARK RIGHT NOW.>>GOOD.>>Stephen: THIS IS THE LAST
TIME YOU EVER HAVE TO ADDRESS THIS QUESTION IF YOU HIT THE
BALL. BIG, OLD– THERE’S, LIKE, SAUCE
ALL OVER MY HANDS, THIS MEATED BALL IS SO BIG.>>I WANT TO HEAR THIS ONE.>>Stephen: BARACK OBAMA BORN
IN THE UNITED STATES. GO. ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )>>LET ME JUST —
>>WAS HE? IT’S A MEATBALL!>>I KNOW.>>Stephen: IT’S HANGING OUT
THERE! RIGHT THERE! COME ON! ( APPLAUSE ).>>AND YOU WANT TO KNOW, I DON’T
TALK ABOUT IT ANYMORE.>>Stephen: YOU DON’T TALK
ABOUT IT?>>I TALK ABOUT JOBS. I TALK ABOUT OUR VETERANS BEING
HORRIBLY TREATED.>>Stephen: THAT MEATBALL IS
NOW BEING DRAGGED DOWN THE STEPSAVE SUBWAY BY A RAT.

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